| In the Magic Box the next morning, Buffy reveals her strange "musical" experience, leading to the rest of the gang confessing their own, and wondering about the cause. |
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| GILES |
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
Nuh, something isn't right there |
| WILLOW |
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare |
| XANDER |
I've got a theory
We should work this out |
| XANDER, GILES, ANYA, WILLOW, TARA |
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery singing all about? |
| XANDER |
It could be witches
Some evil witches -
(Comes face to face with Willow & Tara)
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches, they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth
And women power and I'll be over here |
| ANYA |
I've got a theory
It could be bunnies!
(Stunned silence. Crickets chirp) |
| TARA |
I've got a theory - |
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(Bunnies)
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| ANYA |
Bunnies aren't just cute
Like everybody supposes!
They got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies! bunnies!
It must be bunnies!!
(More stunned silence)
...Or maybe midgets |
| WILLOW |
I've got a theory
We should work this fast |
| WILLOW & GILES |
Because it clearly could get serious
Before it's passed |
| BUFFY |
I've got a theory
It doesn't matter...
(If We're Together)
What can't we face
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
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| BUFFY, WILLOW, TARA, XANDER & ANYA |
What can't we do
If we get in it?
We're working through
Within a minute |
| ALL |
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die |
| BUFFY |
Hey, I've died twice! |
| BUFFY, WILLOW, TARA, XANDER & ANYA |
What can't we face
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
There's nothing we can't face! |
GILES
What can't we face
If we're together? |
| ANYA |
Except for bunnies... |
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| ANYA |
Is it just us? Is it only happening to us? That would probably mean a spell. |
| Buffy looks outside to see a crowd of people celebrating, in song and dance, the effectiveness of their dry cleaning service. |
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| MAN |
They got the mustard out! |
| CROWD |
They got the mustard out!!! |
| BUFFY |
It's not just us.
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