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var qu=new Array(maxQuotes);qu[0]="Crawl out of your grave, You find this fight just doesn't mean a thing";qu[1]="VAMPIRE: She ain't got that swing
BUFFY: Thanks for noticing";qu[2]="BUFFY: Will I stay this way forever? Sleepwalk through my life's endeavor?
MAN: How can I repay --
BUFFY: Whatever.";
qu[3]="VAMPIRE: She ain't got that swing
BUFFY: Thanks for noticing";qu[4]="It's getting eerie, What's this cheery singing all about?";qu[5]="I've got a theory, It could be bunnies!";qu[6]="And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?";
qu[7]="Apocalypse? We've all been there";qu[8]="Hey, I've died twice!";qu[9]="I saw a world enchanted, Spirits and charms in the air";qu[10]="My claim to fame, Was to maim, And to mangle";qu[11]="Warm in the night, When I'm right in her tight -- Embrace! Tight embrace!";
qu[12]="When things get rough he, Just hides behind his Buffy";qu[13]="This is my verse! Hello?";qu[14]="When I get so worn and wrinkly, That I look like David Brinkley";qu[15]="Am I marrying a demon?";qu[16]="We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell";
qu[17]="I think that hydrant wasn't there";qu[18]="Hey, I'm not wearing underwear...";qu[19]="There's a traitor here beneath my breast";qu[20]="If my heart could beat, it would break my chest";qu[21]="...some customers just start combusting!";
qu[22]="No, you see, You and me, Wouldn't be very regal";qu[23]="What I mean, I'm fifteen, So this queen thing's illegal";qu[24]="I can bring whole cities to ruin, And still have time to get a soft shoe in";qu[25]="I bought Nero his very first fiddle";
qu[26]="She'll get pissed, If I'm missed, See my sister's the Slayer";qu[27]="Now we're partying";qu[28]="The cries around you, You don't hear at all";qu[29]="Wish I could slay your demons";qu[30]="Willow, don't you see? There'll be nothing left of me";
qu[31]="I touch the fire and it freezes me";qu[32]="I want the fire back!";qu[33]="To save the day, Or maybe melt away";qu[34]="I hope she fries! I'm free if that bitch dies!... I better help her out";qu[35]="But why I froze, Not one among them knows";
qu[36]="She came from the grave much graver";qu[37]="First he'll kill her, Then I'll save her";qu[38]="Everything is turning out so dark";qu[39]="No, I'll save her, Then I'll kill her!";qu[40]="But what they'll find, Ain't what they have in mind, It's what they have inside";
qu[41]="What's it going to take to strike a spark?";qu[42]="These endless days are finally ending in a blaze";qu[43]="Let it burn!";qu[44]="I think this line's mostly filler";qu[45]="Don't give me songs... Give me something to sing about!";
qu[46]="Life's a song, You don't get to rehearse";qu[47]="And every single verse, Can make it that much worse";qu[48]="Life's not a song, Life isn't bliss, Life is just this: It's living";qu[49]="You have to go on living, So one of us is living";
qu[50]="The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.";qu[51]="Say you're happy now, Once more, with feeling";qu[52]="The battle's done, And we kind of won";qu[53]="Understand we'll go hand in hand, But we'll walk alone in fear";
qu[54]="Get your Kumbaya-ya's out";qu[55]="The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade...";qu[56]="I just wanna feel";qu[57]="Respect the cruller, and tame the donut!";qu[58]="Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish, yet affordable boots...";
qu[59]="There's definitely something unnatural going on here... and that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies.";qu[60]="DAWN: I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
ANYA: Oh, my god. Did it sing?";qu[61]="XANDER: So what'd you sing about?
DAWN: Math.";
qu[62]="I'm a hair's breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment...";qu[63]="Oh, my god... I'm cured! I want the boys!";qu[64]="TARA: What? W-What are they looking at?
WILLOW: The hotness of you, doofus!";
qu[65]="I bet they're...singing. They're probably singing right now.";qu[66]="ANYA: Will you still make me waffles when we're married?
XANDER: No, I'll only make them for myself, but by California law you will own half of them.";
qu[67]="It's a nightmare! It's a plague! It's like a nightmare about a plague!";qu[68]="It's like we were being watched. Like there was a wall missing from our apartment.";qu[69]="...my toes are not hairy!";qu[70]="...our number is a retro pastiche that's never going to be a breakaway pop hit.";
qu[71]="Work with me, British man. Give me an axe and show me where to point it.";qu[72]="One more verse of our little ditty and I would have been looking for the gas can.";qu[73]="I was able to examine the body while the police were taking witness arias.";
qu[74]="...singing and dancing and burning and dying?";qu[75]="...some sort of lord of the dance. Oh, but not the scary one. Just a demon.";qu[76]="It gives me belly rumblings when you guys fight.";qu[77]="Math. It seemed cooler when we were singing about it.";
qu[78]="The sun sets and she appears. Come to serenade me?";qu[79]="A Six-hundred pound Chirago demon making like Yma Sumac. That one'll stay with you.";qu[80]="SPIKE: Drink?
BUFFY: A world of no.";
qu[81]="SPIKE: Oh. So that's all. You just come to pump me for information.
BUFFY: What else would I want to pump you for?... I really just said that, didn't I?";qu[82]="What's up? You're all bad moody";
qu[83]="I'm just worried this whole session's going to turn into some training montage from an 80's movie.";qu[84]="If we hear any inspirational power chords we'll just lie down until they go away.";qu[85]="Yeah, I'm pretty spry for a corpse.";
qu[86]="Strong. Someday he'll be a real boy.";qu[87]="So Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday.";qu[88]="Plan schman. Let's mount up.";qu[89]="I've seen some of these underworld child-bride deals and they never end well.... Maybe once.";
qu[90]="If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll -- I'll never want your opinion.";qu[91]="Spike sang a wittle song?";qu[92]="I hope you dance till you burn. You and the little bit.";qu[93]="SWEET: I love a good entrance.
BUFFY: How are you with death scenes?";
qu[94]="BUFFY: You got a name?
SWEET: I got a hundred.";qu[95]="SWEET: What if I kill you?
BUFFY: Trust me. It won't help.";qu[96]="SWEET: I don't make the rules. She summoned me.
DAWN: I so did not! He keeps saying that.";
qu[97]="[2001]'s best single hour, a brilliantly audacious original musical...";qu[98]="It's hard to overstate how thrilling this episode is. There's not a misstep here.";qu[99]="...the episode is just about the best thing you’ll find on television.";
qu[100]="The production values are sumptuous...surely [Joss Whedon] cannot top this for sheer quality and invention?";qu[101]="An instant classic...a pitch-perfect balance between whimsy and earnestness.";qu[102]="Wildly ambitious, sensationally entertaining and unexpectedly moving...";
qu[103]="At moments I could have sworn I'd died and gone to TV heaven.";qu[104]="...fall-out-of-your-chair funny.";qu[105]="Funny, touching and revealing...Balance[s] the humor and the drama in a fantastic way.... A+";
qu[106]="Clever and utterly beguiling ...Drenched in mocking wit...it's a classic.";qu[107]="...deserves an Emmy for creativity.... Rating: 5/5";qu[108]="...a big, dumb grin on my face for the entire extended 68-minute running time.";
qu[109]="Best. Episode. EVER x infinity.... a million stakes out of five.";qu[110]="Better than any movie musical in memory...better than a lot of Broadway musicals.";qu[111]="I can't think of a TV hour [of 2001] that has brought me any more pleasure.";
qu[112]="The songs are unfailingly clever and surprisingly varied.";qu[113]="There is almost too much to praise in this episode.";qu[114]="It's just unfair. Joss Whedon has way too many talents...";qu[115]="Features bold creative risks that are rare for prime time...this is great fun.";
qu[116]="Whedon embraced the conventions of the musical and made it his own.";qu[117]="Absolutely captivating...like nothing I'd ever seen on regular series television....";qu[118]="Once More, With Feeling was without question the finest episode of the [2001] TV season.";
qu[119]="The wonder is that so many of the show's stars turn out to be superlative musical-theater performers.";qu[120]="A great, giddy achievement that had this viewer grinning throughout";qu[121]="Dialog...so sharp the temptation is to just quote everything.";
qu[122]="...a hugely clever premise.... The music was catchy, the lyrics so smart...";qu[123]="Takes the American movie musical to places it's never been before... gracefully paced, clever and affecting.";qu[124]="Pure magic. As far as I'm concerned, it was the peak of the history of all television.";
qu[125]="A towering achievement.... Quite simply, television at its best.";qu[126]="Often-hilarious songs.... Joss Whedon...has a decent melodic sense and a gift for clever rhymes.";qu[127]="Stupendous... the musical has immediately become an uber-classic.";
qu[128]="Melodic and catchy in a way that great musicals are.";qu[129]="It’s the hardest work I’ve ever done.";qu[130]="Whether you can sing or not, you're singing!";qu[131]="Everyone will be amazed by Sarah Michelle -- the lady can sing!";
qu[132]="Some of Joss's music is surprisingly complicated. Maybe it's a Beatles kind of thing -- he doesn't know enough to know what he can't do, and he's smashing rules everywhere.";qu[133]="I love musicals more than any old thing, but I just never thought I'd have the time.";
qu[134]="It's the most fun I'll ever have. I mean, because I'm doing everything, everything I ever wanted to do.";qu[135]="I had always written lyrics as a kid, but never had music to put them to. This is kind of a new field for me.";
qu[136]="David and Charisma have informed me they know people who can kill me...";qu[137]="I was surprised everybody did so well. No one had to be dubbed.";qu[138]="More than anything, I want to write a musical.";
qu[139]="I have NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.";qu[140]="...you have to write good, original songs, which means I would have to write them because I wouldn’t let anybody else write them. Which means it would never get done.";
qu[141]="The whole story was mapped out so that everybody had their moment, but I would focus on certain people at certain times based on what I knew they could do.";qu[142]="I went away for the summer and I came back with this script and this score.";
qu[143]="Some of them were terrified and some of them were 'no problem'...";qu[144]="I’ve never written an entire score before. You know, I cannot really play an instrument.";qu[145]="I really did try very hard to tell the story in the songs.";
qu[146]="Me Too! Put me in! Put me in!";qu[147]="I'm not a singer, and I hated every moment of it.";qu[148]="It took something like 19 hours of singing and 17 hours of dancing in between shooting four other episodes.";
qu[149]="I think of it as like the sequel to Hush...about how you start communicating when you stop talking.";qu[150]="It was a nightmare. The happiest nightmare I ever had.";qu[151]="They stop talking. They start singing. They start communicating but they don’t necessarily want to hear everything that they have to say.";
qu[152]="Boy, after all this effort, I sure hope you don't all hate the thundering crap out of the show. That'd be oops.";qu[153]="Actually, what I'm truly frightened about is that my Film Professor watched it with her class...the woman TAUGHT MUSICALS.";
qu[154]="Musicals will never go away... They're like a drug. Gotta have 'em.";qu[155]="I can't tell you what a relief it is to have it out there at last. The hugest undertaking of my life.";qu[156]="Somebody said the songs sounded like Sondheim and early Elton John. Hey, I can live with that.";
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