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...something isn't right there...

...wacky Broadway nightmare...

... evil witches -  Which is ridiculous...

Bunnies!

It must be bunnies!!

.........
.

...Or maybe midgets

What can't we face...

Hey, I've died twice!

There's nothing we can't face!

They got the mustard out!

They got the mustard out!!!

In the Magic Box the next morning, Buffy reveals her strange "musical" experience, leading to the rest of the gang confessing their own, and wondering about the cause.
GILES I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
Nuh, something isn't right there
WILLOW I've got a theory
Some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare
XANDER I've got a theory
We should work this out
XANDER, GILES, ANYA, WILLOW, TARA It's getting eerie
What's this cheery singing all about?
XANDER It could be witches
Some evil witches -
(Comes face to face with Willow & Tara)
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches, they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth
And women power and I'll be over here
ANYA I've got a theory
It could be bunnies!
(Stunned silence. Crickets chirp)
TARA I've got a theory -
    (Bunnies)
ANYA Bunnies aren't just cute
Like everybody supposes!
They got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies! bunnies!
It must be bunnies!!
(More stunned silence)
...Or maybe midgets
WILLOW I've got a theory
We should work this fast
WILLOW & GILES Because it clearly could get serious
Before it's passed
BUFFY

I've got a theory
It doesn't matter...

  (If We're Together)

What can't we face
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?

Apocalypse?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?

BUFFY, WILLOW, TARA, XANDER & ANYA What can't we do
If we get in it?
We're working through
Within a minute
ALL We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
BUFFY Hey, I've died twice!
BUFFY, WILLOW, TARA, XANDER & ANYA What can't we face
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?

There's nothing we can't face!
GILES
What can't we face

If we're together?
ANYA Except for bunnies...
The Mustard
ANYA Is it just us?  Is it only happening to us? That would probably mean a spell.
Buffy looks outside to see a crowd of people celebrating, in song and dance, the effectiveness of their dry cleaning service.
MAN They got the mustard out!
CROWD They got the mustard out!!!
BUFFY

It's not just us.

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